Good news for parents who have excess infants lying about: thanks to an innovative new EPA
program, you can now poison those unwanted brats and earn exciting prizes, including cash, T-shirts, and even a camcorder.
This nation, which once was deservedly both the envy and admiration of almost all the world, is now governed by people who actually think this is a good idea. You really don't know whether to laugh, cry, or scream.
posted by Alex at 1:44 PM
