Okay, one more cheap shot and then I'll stop. Maybe.
Q: How many Ben Shapiros does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'm in the dark by choice, you pinko pervert. My religion forbids changing lightbulbs on the Sabbath which, to prove I am more pious than anyone else, I have defined as the entire week. So I don't change any lightbulbs, and will not until the Messiah comes. Idiots like you who mock my preference for darkness are obviously Stalinists who get your un-American attitudes from the New York Times.
posted by Alex at 2:50 PM
